Axolotls don’t do small talk—and neither do I.
Finally, a sweatshirt that speaks fluent introvert. This unisex eco-friendly pullover is soft, weird, and emotionally protective—just like your favorite underwater creature. Made with organic and recycled materials, it’s the perfect blend of comfort, sarcasm, and self-awareness.
Wear it when:
You’re avoiding phone calls
You need social armor
You want to be cozy but not approached
🌱 Features:
85% organic ring-spun cotton, 15% recycled polyester
Soft fleece interior with raglan sleeves
Relaxed unisex fit for cozy vibes
Ethically made & printed on demand
Perfect for:
Introverts, socially anxious humans, meme lovers, and axolotl fans who just want peace and silence.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—Bangladesh
- Dyeing—Bangladesh
- Manufacturing—Bangladesh
• Contains 100% organic cotton
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
19 ⅞ |
26 ¾ |
25 ⅜ |
| M |
20 ⅞ |
28 ⅜ |
26 |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅛ |
26 ⅝ |
| XL |
23 ¼ |
29 ⅞ |
27 ⅛ |
| 2XL |
24 ⅜ |
30 ¾ |
27 ¾ |
| |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
50.5 |
68 |
64.5 |
| M |
53 |
72 |
66 |
| L |
56 |
74 |
67.5 |
| XL |
59 |
76 |
69 |
| 2XL |
62 |
78 |
70.5 |
